Your service is disappointing, and I wish to request a full and complete refund. When I elected to follow "Another Phlog", I did so under the pretense that it would be a full, complete, and satisfying entertainment service with saucy anecdotes, witty thoughts, and clever stories. Seeing as how "Another Phlog" has not been updated for well over a year, I wish to file formal complaint and insist that this situation be rectified immediately, henceforth and herewith.
Regards and chocolate cake,
No Pants Island